This new baby card is perfect for parents who still own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze on VHS. Long live ninja rap.

Size: 5 × 7.

Inside: blank for your message.

Paper: heavyweight matte (white).

Envelope: speckled kraft paper.

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of the illustrator's mom. Pam. the original PGC.